People told me life would change but nobody warned me how I would turn into a ticking bomb!
BEFORE vs. AFTER
- Mirror Mirror on the Wall… vs. Mirror cracks!! Its a horror story!!
- Logic and reason vs. “…because I SAID SO..!!”
- “Let’s rock all night, baby!” vs. “Gosh, its 9 already…LIGHTS OFF!”
- “You don’t spend enough time with me!” vs. “Leave me alone, will u!”
- long drives on quite roads vs. “Why aren’t there drive-thru
- Super Markets??!!”
My yearly Resolve:
- “I’ll try to be a better human being” vs. “I will try not to let little G turn
- into me!”
100 things I want to learn:
- To fly a plane, pick a lock… vs. Get the stench of baby puke off me
- “Its a lovely day today!” vs. “Stop trying to smell your own fart!”
What a baby means to me:
- little bundle of joy vs. “Little Monster who is out to get me…..HELP!!!”